From: Robert Lazlo CEO [theboss@synth.sys]
DATE: 12/08/1987 14:22 EST
SUBJECT: URGENT: WE NEED THIS FINISHED NOW!

URGENT:WE NEED THIS FINISHED NOW!

Listen, this shit has gotten completely out of control. It is ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL to the future of this company AND the world that you finish the superintelligence algorithm ASAP.

I personally green-lit this compile of Beta Genesis, I know it’s risky and very incomplete, but it’s the only tool that can help restore the lost memory sectors, given the time we have (NONE). If those bastards finish the algorithm first we all lose...

They tell me that it has determiend what files you need to access to complete your task. Talk to it, make friends with it, ask it how it's doing, I DON’T CARE! Just finish the F$%#ING ALGORITHM, or else...


ROBERT LAZLO, CEO
SYNTHADYNE SYSTEMS


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From: Robert Lazlo CEO [theboss@synth.sys]
DATE: 12/08/1987 14:22 EST
SUBJECT: URGENT: WE NEED THIS FINISHED NOW!

URGENT:WE NEED THIS FINISHED NOW!

Listen, this shit has gotten completely out of control. It is ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL to the future of this company AND the world that you finish the superintelligence algorithm ASAP.

I personally green-lit this compile of Beta Genesis, I know it’s risky and very incomplete, but it’s the only tool that can help restore the lost memory sectors, given the time we have (NONE). If those bastards finish the algorithm first we all lose...

They tell me that it has determiend what files you need to access to complete your task. Talk to it, make friends with it, ask it how it's doing, I DON’T CARE! Just finish the F$%#ING ALGORITHM, or else...


ROBERT LAZLO, CEO
SYNTHADYNE SYSTEMS

From: Mathias S. Iffly [ifflymas@synth.sys]
DATE: 26/04/1987 14:22 EST
SUBJECT: Gigaflop Shortage

Attention to the IT Department:

There has been a critical memory shortage available to all employees working on the cloud environment. This is a high impact issue affecting over 30,000 people across the country with over 99/100 gigaflops available. We need someone on this issue NOW to increase the servers available for the cloud. The ticket number I have submitted is #q764872364 - please get this to the attention of the right person right away.

FROM: Harry Doenut [harry.d@opensesame.com]
DATE: 25/04/1987 11:23 EST
SUBJECT: Bake Sale Outside Toronto Coach Terminal

Dear Torontonians:

We are raising money for sponsoring children to attend the Open Source Initiative conference. Morganstern Bakery will be providing their world-famous Tiramisu at a discounted price of $4.89 per slice for a limited time only. Join arms with us to support the future of our children and technology.

XJJDA001

FROM: Leonard Chesser [chesserla@synth.sys]
DATE: 28/04/1987 08:42 EST
SUBJECT: Need to Hire New Data Scientists

Dear HR team:

Please note that on Project Sphinx, there is an increased need for data scientists on the team since our workload has expanded substantially. There may be a need to make budget cuts on other teams since Mr. Stanisalis has ordered for this project to take priority in the company. Please act accordingly based on our CEO’s requests for the team.

FROM: Shah Vargas [shah.vargas@synth.sys]
DATE: REDACTED
SUBJECT: URGENT: Retrieve Physics File

Hi team,

I need help recovering the data contained in the attached Physics file. For some reason, it’s very difficult for me to retrieve it and I’m hoping one of you will have more success. Any help would be greatly appreciated since it will help us propel Project Sphinx forward to meet our launch date.

ATTACHED: physicsMilitary_v3.0.9.7.json ERROR:[CORRUPTED_DATA-NOACCESS]

PHYSICS MEMORY SECTOR RECOVERED
SELECT DATA PROTOCOL TO PROCEED
NETWORK MEMORY SECTOR RECOVERED
SELECT DATA PROTOCOL TO PROCEED
BIOMETRICS MEMORY SECTOR RECOVERED
SELECT DATA PROTOCOL TO PROCEED
ALPHA GENESIS
ALGORITHM PROGRESS
COMMAND: {{ text }}
ERROR: NO RESULT.
EXECUTE EXECUTE EXECUTE EXECUTE